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“I fart, therefore I am.”
“You forget all your worries when you have BigBigWeenie!”
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Products & Services
The following services/products are NOT a joke. You can seriously purchase these and receive the service or product. All proceeds go directly to BigBigWeenie (aka Aaron Hug). The monies will be used to support his (my- you don’t know who is writing this, but I am) many missions in life that will hopefully bring joy to many people’s lives and possibly even advance the human race.
I hope to continue doing stand up comedy, with at least 5, one hour specials in the next 8 years. Or was it 8 specials in 5 years? I get confused sometimes.
Consequentially, I think it would be hilarious if I could somehow find a way to do a TV show or movie related to my comedic stylings, also.
Not to mention, a cartoon/comic book about a mule named Gary, that was there the day that Jesus was born (but I did just mention it. That’s just another thing humans say that confuses the confusion into me).
I also had 5 music albums planned that I never completed because of work, lack of energy and time. Also, the fact that I have to play every instrument, record, mix, and master it all on my very own as I did with my previous demos. I REALLY want to complete these so the human race can say “wow” (or say “pee-you”. We may never know which).
Honestly, the only thing I don’t really want to do in my life is a podcast. Because, after all, we all know the types of persons that do those things!
Please email info@bigbigweenie.com with any questions before or after the purchase for complete satisfaction.
Look me up and add me on TikTok and everywhere else! I’d really appreciate it!
Book Me For Comedy Gig
$Free!!!
1 No Cost Comedian
1 Hopefully Fun Time
1 Chance to Change the Game
Give Me $5
$5
1 Chance to be Nice
1 Small Donation
1 Feel Good Opportunity
My Prayers
$25
1 Prayer For You
1 Prayer For a Friend
1 Powerful Prayer Each
Signed Photo
$50
1 Signed Photo
1 Gorgeous Face
1 Awesome Signature
Personalized Video
$100
1 Personalized Video
1 Of a Kind
1 Everlasting Memory
Handwritten Letter
$250
1 Page
1 Topic of Your Choice
1 Heartfelt Moment
Phone Call
$750
1 Fun Phone Call
1 Secret Divulged
1 Sexy Voice
Fart in a Jar
$1000
1 Juicy Fart
1 Nice Jar
1 Satisfied Customer
Video Of Me in Undies
$2500
1 Unique Video
1 Intimately Fun Time
1 Time Opportunity
I’ll count to 5k
$5000
1 Man Counting
1 Long Ass Time
1 Video of the Counting
Hire Me 1 Hour Stand-Up
$10000
1 Hour Live Stand-Up
1 Of the Best Sets Ever
1 Massive Mouth Orgasm
You’re Obscenely Rich
$25000
1 Chance, Help My Craft
1 Chance to Better a Life
1 Chance Tax Write-Off
Hand Holding Sunset Stroll
$50000
1 Intriguing Stroll
1 Hour
1 Of a Kind Experience
Personal Assistant
$250000
1 Trustworthy Ass.
1 Year of Assisting
1 Mil Magical Moments
Hire Me For TV/Movie
$500000
1 Incredible Actor
1 Darn Good Deal
1 Actor Better Than Bob
Live Strip Show
$5000000
1 Live Strip Show
1 Fascinating Show
1 Incredible Butt
Learn the Meaning of Life
$10 Million
1 Mystery
1 Reveal
1 Extrodinary Meaning
The Rights To My Life Story
$500 Mil
1 Life Long Story
1 Of a Kind Stories
1 Chance to Impress
I’ll Marry Your Ugly Sister
$1 Billion
1 Difficult Choice
1 Handsome Man
1 Ugly Sister
You are well aware that….*
“I purchased the Hand Holding Sunset Stroll and I have to say that I was pleasantly pleased. He had the softest hands, serenest voice, and we had a wonderful conversation about horse cocks.”
“I spun the wheel many times and won 50% off anything on the site! So, I got the Fart in a Jar and it just made my day! The scent was pungent with hints of cedar, bacon, and egg.”
“I’m highly considering buying the Marry My Ugly Sister deal. It’s a little pricey though, so I might need to crowd source some funds or rob a bank or something. You’d think it’s worth it too if you saw my sister!”
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- You have to do what it says when you win!
- Cheaters will be spanked.
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Contact
Please check out my other websites: AaronHug.com, HanSkim.com, HughJahSoul.com, and JesusMaryandJoseph.com. And book me for REAL comedy gigs ASAP! Thanks!
*You are well aware that there are stipulations and conditions to some of the services offered. One being travel expense and accommodations. Everything is subject to change, but if someone actually does buy something, which is pretty far fetched, you WILL receive the item or service offered. I’m NOT willing to move to Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan to marry your ugly sister. I understand these are 2 of the highest probability regions for that purchase. If she is willing to move to the USA, then fine. Oh, and if you buy the Meaning of Life offer, I don’t want to hear anything like, “that’s bullshit” or “that’s dumb, I want my money back”. And remember, The Dingleberries are great, just don’t pop one in your mouth!
